Residence Hall Council

  • "I am glad DePaul wasn’t called CaPaul because then we would be called C-Men"Rob
    10:49pm 11/12/2002
  • "Guy’s people seriously are not feeling well so we are going to order two pizza’s"Katie
    10:34pm 10/29/2002
  • "I don’t even know how to do everyone"Andrea
    10:46pm 10/21/2002
  • "You could probably see it better in the daylight"Alexis
    10:24pm 10/17/2002
  • "Four Amish guy’s put up my garage"Kelli
    8:55pm 10/17/2002
  • "It’s that time of the month again!"Derek
    8:45pm 3/2/2003
  • "Because you know we are hands on (moving hand frantically)"
    Tracey
    8:47pm 3/2/2003
  • "Where's the hair?"
    "It's a little boy!!!"
    "Child Porn?!?!?!"Andrea, Mark, & Alexis
    8:50pm 4/2/2003
  • "Hey your walking off with my balls"Alex
    10:06pm 5/14/2003
  • "She was tripping on STD's"Katie
    1:00am 5/25/2003
  • "Why is your elbow in my crotch"Katie talking to Teri
    8:18pm 6/9/2003
  • "My butt is on her side"Teri to three girls in a car
    8:18pm 6/9/2003

Friends

  • "Aww he thinks he’s people."Barb
  • "We need to go to Victoria Secret. I have to get Very Sexy"Mark
    8:42pm 11/21/2002
  • "I am weak!"Teri
    3:15pm 11/10/2002
  • "Teri and Father Minogue shooting the shit"Mark
    10:57pm 11/04/2002
  • "We need to bring Don back his Ding Dong and Twinkie today"Mark
    12:55pm 12/5/2002
  • "Who say’s your ovaries have nothing to do with your lungs?"Teri
    4:00am 11/19/2002
  • "Picture your stomach being on fire, if you will."
    "I picture it, and it FEELS YUMMY."Teri, Mark
    8pm 12/4/2002
  • "Not with me, they do me pretty quick"Mark (about a repairman)
    6:32pm 11/21/2002
  • "Why did you do it?"
    "Cuz I was a dick!"Teri, & Mark
    4:00am 1/05/2003
  • "I am the world's best blower!"Claire
    12:00pm 1/31/2003
  • "Laura & I have a thing"Liz
    8:32pm 3/22/2003
  • "Off roading with Jesus."Alan
    4:00pm 6/6/2003
  • "Bird gang initiation" (as a little birdy walks across the street under moving cars) Alan
    7:15pm 6/6/2003
  • "Ohh my god, that killed me, that felt like death" Teri
    3:40pm 6/9/2003
  • "Give me your boobs! Give me your boobs! Don’t ask any questions, just give me your boobs." (Teri in reference to Mark's boobs)Teri
    3:45pm 6/9/2003
  • "Take it like a Matrix"4:09pm 5/7/2003
  • "What kind of world would it be if I forget the sex!"Alexis
    12:00pm 12/2/2003
  • "You’re right there are sluts that love animals"Leanne
    4:00pm 1/25/2004
  • "I am such a dick!" Rob
    12:21am 2/7/2004
  • "I went with Rob's dress color." Mark
    11:15pm 5/3/2004
  • "It’s not childish. You're a monkey in a ball." Jim
    12:35am 5/4/2004
  • "Are you a girl?" - Michelle
    "Yes, I’m always a girl." Rob
    3:00am 5/21/2004
  • "My one leg hurts but my other LEGS do not hurt" Michele
    12:00am 5/26/2004
  • "You all have to come home with me now and go to sleep with me."Michelle
    1:00am 5/26/2004
  • "Ms. White goes to Washington."Jen
    11:00pm 4/23/2005
  • "Why don’t you just practice on the poor immigrants?"Jen
    12:00am 4/24/2005
  • "So when women cry I do what I do best...play videogames"Rob
    12:02pm 5/9/2005
  • "you loooooove me. you want to kiiiiiiis me."Christa
    11/18/2005

Other

  • "The world is full of idiots!"Professor Gian Mario Besana
    12:30pm 1/08/2003
  • "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift,"Steve Prefontaine
  • "But it will work every time, won't it?"
    "NO!!"
    "Oh, I see what your saying."Student, Teacher (Calculus 2), Student
    11:05pm 3/06/2003
  • "Calculus is nothing but algebra with limits pressed on the hypothetical question of infinity"Eric Ilg
    5:06am 4/5/2003
  • "Urination is a private act and it is degrading to have to perform it at the command of some powerful other."Nickel & Dimed a book by Barbara Ehrenreich
  • "Alot of folks can't read the sign that says toilet, don't mean they don't know how to use one."Drumline (movie)
  • "A lot of people run a race to see who’s the fastest. I run to see who has the most guts." Steve Prefontaine
  • "I don’t just go out there and run. I like to give people watching something exciting."Steve Prefontaine
  • "I'm going to work so that it's a pure guts race at the end, and if it is, I am the only one who can win it."Steve Prefontaine
  • "If a man does not make new acquaintance as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, Sir, should keep his friendship in constant repair."
    Samuel Johnson
  • "Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind."
    Samuel Taylor Coleridge
  • "In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
    Martin Luther King Jr.
  • "You think I'm gorgeous... you want to kiss me... you want to date me." Sandra Bullock
    Miss Congeniality